ExtenZe, Sex and Teasing

Posted on March 2, 2012 by penisvid| Leave a comment

Teasing is a seriously under-rated part of sex.

Admit it, you’ve dreamed and fantasized about exactly what you’d love to do, and what you’d love her to do, with your ideal sex partner at some point in your life.

Hey, it’s your fantasy. The great thing about fantasy is, you’re never disappointed.

I’m also willing to bet that part of that fantasy involves some kind of teasing.

For real, who WOULDN’T be aroused by a curvy brunette in sexy, revealing clothes (or not even!) doing things to you in such precise detail that Hugh Hefner himself would blush?

Relax mate. You’re not evil for having those thoughts. You’re human. That’s a good thing.

How’d you like to do the same to the lady in your life?

The makers of ExtenZe, one of the most effective natural male libido enhancers available today, think that teasing is a fun way to lead into healthy and enjoyable sex. And in this article you’ll find some sexy ways to tease your female partner. Play your cards right and it’s more than likely that she’ll return the favor.

Talk to her. When you get her alone, whisper to her that you’ve been thinking all day about what you want to to do her, and where you’ll do it.

Tell her how you’re going to use your tongue around her neck, back and inner thigh. Then lick her gently, teasing her with your tongue.

Then kiss her mouth. But if she tries to kiss you back aggressively, pull away. Hold her face, and kiss her at a slower, teasing tempo.

While you’re holding her face, move it in one direction, then bite and suck on her neck. Then go back to her mouth, lick her lips and suck on each one.

You’re driving her nuts like this.

Turn it up a little. Massage her temples with your index and middle fingers on both sides. Move to the roots of her hair and use your fingertips to massage her head.

Then, with medium force, pull her hair and bring her cheek to yours. Ask her if she likes what you’re doing. Affirmative? Crank it up a little.

Rub her shoulders. Then gently place your fist in her back. Open your hands and slowly lead them to the front of her body. Bring your hands down underneath her breasts and firmly hold onto her ribs. Then, move them up and circle her breasts. But don’t touch them.

Go down to her thighs and open her legs so her vagina is exposed. Massage on thigh at a time. Then, slowly make your way up her body with your hands, until you’re at her lips, but don’t touch. Not even if she asks.

Instead, go down to her navel. Lick your way up to her chest.

Then remove your body from hers completely. Go up to her face and passionately kiss her.

She’s going insane with your unpredictability!

Ease up on the intense kissing and kiss her slowly. If she attacks you, hold her face and kiss her so you’re keeping her desire just slightly at bay.

At this point she’s probably going insane and begging you to go inside her. Don’t give in entirely. Just tease her here, with…

Let’s not get too graphic here. We’ll conclude this lesson in Teasing 101 to your imagination.

But if you want to boost your sex life and your ability to tease and tantalize your lady into intense, animalistic sex, try it with ExtenZe.

Formulated with a proprietary and VERY effective blend of natural herbs and amino acids that boost sex drive, give bigger and harder erections and increase overall sexual health, ExtenZe is a healthy and very rewarding journey to sexual ecstasy. For you and for her.

What’s in it? Top secret, although the ingredients are all natural, very safe and doctor-approved. We gotta tease you a little too, you know.

But be assured that, with ExtenZe and a little teasing, you’re in for some lovin’ tonight, friend.

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Bigger Loads and Stronger Orgasms with the Help of a Tiny Pill

Posted on November 18, 2011 by penisvid| Leave a comment

If given the opportunity what man would not jump on the chance to improve the satisfaction they can achieve in the bedroom and to improve the overall power, strength, and sensations that come with their orgasms?

Even if you have never considered male enhancement products before and are sure that you are more than satisfied in the bedroom, there is always more to learn and a number of ways that you can truly take sexual pleasure to the next level. That is why Volume Pills are the perfect male enhancement product for anyone that is looking for a little extra oomph in the bedroom, whether they are aware of it or not.

While most male enhancement products focus on increasing size in order to improve the pleasure of sex for women, these all natural pills are about maximizing pleasure during sex for everyone involved. The natural ingredients within these pills can stimulate larger, harder and longer lasting erections while multiplying the volume of ejaculation exponentially. The increased volume of semen is incredibly attractive and satisfying for women because it is a proven sign of excellent fertility and provides the ultimate in pleasure for men as their penile muscles have to work harder and faster to push all of the ejaculate out. That extra work can even lead to multiple orgasms for men, something that we all thought women had a monopoly on for the past few years.

When you take a close look at all of the benefits that Volume Pills bring to the table, it is astonishing how so much can come out of one tiny pill. How can one small pill give you bigger, stronger erections, boost quality and size of ejaculation, and allow you to impress any sexual partner that is lucky enough to get into bed with you?

The secret to success is within the precise and proven combination of natural ingredients that goes into each and every Volume Pill. The pills themselves have been tested time and time again and the ingredients have been altered to ensure that the product itself can offer the most benefits possible.

On top of the fact that pumping out more semen undoubtedly feels and looks sexy, the increase in volume is one of the best ways to give you stronger and harder orgasms than you have ever had before. Your body will have to work harder to push out all of the semen and those extra sensations will push you over the edge and leave you and your partner screaming for more.

Even if you never realized that an impressive male enhancement product such as this was so readily available, or never considered using such a product before, the proven benefits and guarantee is more than enough to help you understand why so many men have used this product before. One tiny pill can allow you to take control of your sex life and give yourself and your love what you both crave.

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Penis Stretching Routines and How to Use Them

Posted on October 14, 2011 by penisvid| Leave a comment

No pain, no gain is really a saying that all of us have heard one too many times and certainly have said ourselves. Although it naturally evokes a wincing that seems to come along with anything painful, it can also really just mean that something that is worth achieving is going to mean investing something, even if it is just a lot of time. That investment in of itself can seem painful, because these days, who has much time for anything else than what you are already doing?

But certainly when there is something that you really, really want then it is usually worth the time, investment, and pain that may have to be incurred. It’s just a matter of weighing your priorities and making up your mind. So whether it is to lose weight, or eat healthier, or to exercise more, you have to put in the time that is needed to really see the results that you want to see.

Well it will be no different if your real aim is to increase your penis size. No matter what the claims you read about in magazines or on the internet, this is one problem that is not going to be solved with just one pill, or just one cream, or just one device. Increasing your penis size is totally doable and does work, but you need to know one thing, and that is that it will take some time and some effort and some consistency.

There is a lot of information out there and it can certainly seem daunting on where to go and who to trust. But the folks who have developed the For Men Only CD™ are the experts on what exercises you can do in the privacy of your own home that will not only increase the size of your penis, but also increase the size of your penis head as well as give you more control over any premature ejaculations. All this is available, without having to resort to embarrassing trips to your doctors, or experiment with any invasive techniques or surgeries.

The For Men Only CD™ is all you need to ensure results that you will be completely satisfied with. The team of doctors and researchers that have worked extensively to bring you this information have combined ancient techniques and modern medical knowledge to create safe and effective penis extension techniques that you will not only find easy to use but that you will want to continue once you see the amazing results. This series of exercises is the most natural and most effective way to increase your penis size without any worry about side effects or doing any damage to your precious member.

No getting bored at the gym with repetitive, non effective exercises – no way. This CD will keep you on your toes until your woman comes home – which she will want to do way more often once she gets wind of the results as well. Now, doesn’t that sound like fun?

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10 Funny definitions of “penis” / Part 1

Posted on August 30, 2011 by penisvid| Leave a comment

1.  The tool used to convert virgins into useful, productive members of society.

2. One of two things men keep after a divorce.
/She got the house and the kids. I kept my penis and my soul./

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
 /When I’m lost in this world, my penis always leads the way./

4. Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time,
next door neighbor is a real asshole, has a head he can’t think with, an eye he can’t see out of, his best friend is a pussy, everytime he gets excited he throws up.

5. The reason I haven’t killed myself.

6. Common medical slang for cock.

7.  Something most men wish  was bigger.

8. The thing easily replaced with my showerhead. /woman’s definition/

9. Contraction for pen is.

10.  The thing that men often mistake for their brain.
/”He was only thinking with his penis when he married her.”/ 

 

 

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Penis museum

Posted on August 28, 2011 by penisvid| Leave a comment

The Icelandic Phallological Museum houses the world’s largest collection of penises and penile parts. By July 2011, it had 276 penises taken from 46 species, including Homo sapiens. Its collection includes 55 penises taken from whales, 36 from seals and 118 from land mammals, including a wide variety of domestic, wild, terrestrial, and marine animals. The museum acquired its first human penis in July 2011.The museum was founded by Sigurður Hjartarson, a historian who worked as a teacher and principal for 37 years, latterly at Reykjavík’s Hamrahlíd College, where he taught history and Spanish. He began collecting penises after a friend heard the story of the bull’s penis he owned as a child and gave him four new ones, three of which Hjartarson gave to friends. Acquaintances at whaling stations began bringing him whale penises as well, and the collection grew from there, expanding through donations and acquisitions from various sources around Iceland. The organs of farm animals came from abattoirs, while fishermen supplied those of seals and the smaller whales. The penises of larger whales came from whales that fall victim to stranding on the Icelandic coast each year. In 1997, Hjartarson opened the Phallological Museum in Reykjavík to put his penises on public display for the first time. By 2003 it was attracting 5,200 visitors a year, of which 4,200 were from abroad. After his retirement he moved along with his collection to Húsavík, a fishing village with a population of about 2,200 people some 298 miles (480 km) northeast of the capital. According to Hjartarson, “Collecting penises is like collecting anything. You can never stop, you can never catch up, you can always get a new one, a better one.”From the start of 2012 the main collection will be moved back to Reykjavík, where it will be more accessible. The collection ranges from some of the largest to some of the smallest penises in the animal world. Its largest exhibit is a portion of a blue whale’s penis measuring 170 centimetres (67 in) long and weighing 70 kilograms (150 lb); the specimen is apparently “just the front tip”, as the entire organ when intact would have been about 5 metres (16 ft) long and weighed about 350 kilograms (770 lb)–450 kilograms (990 lb). The penis bone of a hamster, only 2 millimetres (0.079 in) long, is the smallest item in the collection and requires the use of a magnifying glass to view it.[12] The museum also has a section exhibiting mythological penises taken from elves, trolls, kelpiesAs Icelandic elves and trolls are invisible, so too are their penises. The museum aims to collect penis specimens from every mammal in Iceland. The museum also exhibits phallic artwork and penis-related objects such as lampshades made from the scrotums of bulls. Most of the collection has been donated by benefactors – the only purchase to date has been an elephant’s penis measuring nearly 1 metre (3.3 ft) long. Hjartarson has used a variety of techniques to preserve his penises, including preservation in formaldehyde, pickling, drying, stuffing and salting. Many of the museum’s exhibits are illuminated by lamps made by Hjartarson from rams’ testicles. The museum has attracted widespread international attention from the media, most recently as the result of the donation of a human penis to the collection. In 2008 Iceland’s national handball team donated fifteen casts of their penises, now displayed in a cabinet in the museum. Hjartarson was also able to obtain testicles and a foreskin from two separate donors. Four men – an Icelander, a German, an American and a Briton – pledged to donate their penises to the museum after their deaths. The American donor wanted to have his penis cut off even during his lifetime and then visit the museum.”[9] The Icelandic donor was to be prioritised as the museum’s mission is to display the organs of Icelandic mammals. In January 2011, the donor died and his penis was duly removed. Unfortunately the operation was not a success and left the penis “a greyish-brown, shrivelled mass.” Although he was disappointed at the results, he expressed confidence that ” will get a younger and a bigger and better one soon.

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